I love you Garrus

(Source: amysinneverland)

eeriekiri:

THIS IS POTENTIALLY REALLY IMPORTANT:

thehats:

thehats:

ohmariesmiles:

I have someone staying in my hotel tonight that made me think that this would be worth sharing here.

If you are running away/trying to hide from someone that is frightening, abusing,…

(Source: ohmasterpiece)

voldemortandco:

zubat:

Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.

are you canadian

laughed-so-hard-i-got-cramps:

iamtonysexual:

thisisasupergoodidea:

i8urpenguin:

HE TRIED TO ESCAPE

FUCK THE OCEAN
I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT

SEA PANCAKE OUT

For a second there it was actually a foul.

laughed-so-hard-i-got-cramps:

iamtonysexual:

thisisasupergoodidea:

i8urpenguin:

HE TRIED TO ESCAPE

FUCK THE OCEAN

I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT

SEA PANCAKE OUT

For a second there it was actually a foul.

shakespeareishq:

genitally:

if you watch Les Mis backwards, it’s a movie about revolutionary zombies putting away some furniture and a man who flies out of a river to fight crime

#javert blasting off again

Please noWait what is the Yahoo policy on pornMY TOPLESS TUESDAY

Please no
Wait what is the Yahoo policy on porn
MY TOPLESS TUESDAY

(Source: japcoregalore)

the-absolute-best-gifs:

This is the best use of this scene ever.

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

I think this is the incorrect usage of this meme

summonerscode:

Exhibit 251
Nocturne [38:56]: I honestly don’t know what to report this tf for
Twisted Fate [39:12]: u cant report me
Twisted Fate [39:26]: i have bought over 100k rp
(Thanks to ask-the-evilest-yordle for the quote!)

summonerscode:

Exhibit 251

Nocturne [38:56]: I honestly don’t know what to report this tf for

Twisted Fate [39:12]: u cant report me

Twisted Fate [39:26]: i have bought over 100k rp

(Thanks to ask-the-evilest-yordle for the quote!)

its funny because people think im quiet

but im just listening to everyones conversations

and figuring out your weaknesses

and ill use them against you to get further in life

because i hate everyone

Team plz

I come on tumblr looking for something funny and all I see is gay porn and feminist pieces. Neither of these are funny.

looz-y:

izanyanorihara:

constantcalibrations:

swervesbar:

people who hate female characters bc they get in the way of their m/m otp

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People who genderbend female characters bc they want m/m otps instead

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People who genderbend a male character to make the pairing ‘straight’

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finding out your step daughter went to the ball without your permission and danced with the prince all night

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Reblogged for the last one.  Glorious

fadeawayplease:

Not mine. Source unknown.

Oh dear

betrayingkiss:

I caught my gf pooping.


She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she’ll be right out…her voice was labored and i became suspicious…so i yelled “IM COMING IN!’…